so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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