So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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