What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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