i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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