sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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