i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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