if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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