that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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