I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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