Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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