How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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