just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I have fence marks all over my body
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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