Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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