those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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