Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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