The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
