it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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