My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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