And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
