He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Randomize
