he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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