Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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