what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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