Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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