I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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