Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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