Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Couch. On fire.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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