Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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