I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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