Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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