the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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