No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i will never coherently bang her
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Randomize
