There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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