Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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