There is no way he is gay with that hair.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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