whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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