hotel room ftw
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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