Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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