I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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