then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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