we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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