wakey wakey hands off snakey
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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