i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
now i know why i became what i already was.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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