And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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