umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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