I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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