so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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