It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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