At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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