So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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