wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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